JIM TWO DOGS
Member of the Cognitive Elite since 1943
TABLE OF CONTENTS
  1. The Wuthering Storm
  2. Anne of Green Acres
  3. Tell Me What'd I Say
  4. A Tale of Two Standard Metropolitan Statistical Areas
  5. For Whom the Siren Wails
    It Wails for Youm, That's Whom.
  6. White Men Don't Smoke Menthol
  7. Moby Dick:   What They Do Not Want You To Know about Viagra.
  8. Surviving the Recession: 101 Pigeon Recipes
  9. The Sow Is Mine
  10. Dr House on the Prairie
  11. You Don't Need a Ginsu Knife To Slice Spam
  12. The Only Plaque I Ever Got Was on My Teeth
  13. Lite can be a wave,
    a particle or a beer
  14. There is no "I" in "Ego"